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Whatever you are here on the site for, just have fun!

You won't be reading reviews that are so long it's overkill, like reading about a product that contains snail mucin and see me writing how snails survived the ancient times when modern technology wasn't around. 

I won't be saying things like :

- "I can feel this cleanser already working since it made my skin so tight!"
- "It's like the toxins are coming out of my skin after applying this essence."
- "Love me."
- "My skin feels fresh and clean because of this cleanser!"
- "It's like I'm a whole new person now."
- "Even though this flopped, because I got this free from a company this isn't really all that bad!"

Enjoy!